Are you like me and wonder how you get Kernel out of Colonel? Here we have a Kocky Kernel of Korn with a Napoleon complex harassing the troops. If you think that there may be similarities between him and General MacArthur you may be right but hey, MacArthur wasn’t the only military man to smoke a corn cob pipe. And where would we be as a nation without the legion of corn growers throughout the midwest. We salute you Kernel!